I was just gettin' warmed up! ", "I'm going to tell you ladies a secret: I hate losing! Fixed the Soldier/Demoman taunts not working correctly when the. The original name of the Scottish Handshake was the Scotland Shard, a pun on Scotland Yard. I was just getting warmed up! IN HELL! I am more proud of, "I have been awarded the Purple Heart, the Orange Star, the Green Clover, the Blue Diamond, and the Big Golden Army Ball of Bravery! ", "Ah, who needs this depth perception when you can bloody move like this! Join Login. "So t'all ya fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure. The Eyelander is a reference, both in name and design, to the film Highlander; specifically the character of Connor McLeod (last of the clan McLeod). Note: These lines possibly hint at the Demoman's and the Soldier's friendship from the WAR! Being one of the only classes that can compete with Demo both on the ground and in the air, a good Soldier can easily chase after sticky jumping Demos and blast them with a much more accurate Rocket Launcher that does just as much, if not more damage than Demo's own Pipe Grenades. ", "We won the battle, now let's win the war! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Hats of this style are commonly associated with pirates. ", "Go on and build more o' yer little guns. Well, half out. Ah ha ha ha! sec588 index. ", "Bomb head! [sotto voce] But you're a good man and I love you. You are the worst roommaaaaaaaaate!" On occasion, the Demoman trips and spills some of the beer in the bottle. He then closes his right hand into a fist, in a victory gesture, and says one of the following: The Demoman walks in a slow, drunken stride, drinking from a bottle of beer in a paper bag and spouting slurred gibberish. Added 2 official taunts: Yeti Punch and Yeti Smash. You are a mistake of nature! They begged us, "All gave some! A 'spinal tap' is a colloquial name for a lumbar puncture, a medical procedure involving the insertion of a needle into the spine to collect fluid for diagnostic testing. "Men, these are the facts as I understand them: "Let's get one thing straight: you are all pretty unicorns, but, "I am a unicorn! Note: These lines possibly hint at the Demoman's and the Soldier's friendship from the War! I just thought we were just testing our weapons! ", "You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen! I'm strong. [Speaking normally] You do. ", [Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets. A targe is a small shield that was used by the Scottish Highlanders up to the 18th century. Eye." "I HAD ME GOOD EYE ON YE THE WHOLE TIME!" "Bloody hell." Glasgow is the largest city in Scotland, and ranked third in population within the United Kingdom. You can have it back next game! ", "Oh, a wee promotion? ", "The best part of you ran down your motherboard. ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. ", "If I have to crack some skulls, I will. ", "I killed the bloody Loch Ness Monster! ", "I'm goin' ta strangle you with me bare hands! "I am not trapped in a facility full of robots. The Demoman raises his right hand and points at it with his left hand while saying: The Demoman puts his right fist on his hip while bending his knees and kicking from side to side, swinging his left fist from side to side in front of him. Also, the Caber is a one-time-deal. ", "There are many like it, but this one is mine! ", "Yer da walked fifteen miles in the rain to blow up the Queen of England for a, "Oh, they're gonna 'ave to glue yew back togeth'r, IN HELL! The Quickening is the phenomenon which occurs when one immortal decapitates another, acquiring the sum total of their power, knowledge, experiences, and skill. There's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven." "Dominated, ya blubbery Bolshevik!" "Awww.. There's a new angel in heaven. Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall. ", "You are scum! Think About Sensible haircuts! ", "Of course we won! ", "I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid! See you soon. ", "Merasmus! Also works with Pain Train, Loch-n-Load, Iron Bomber, Loose Cannon, or Scotsman's Skullcutter equipped. ", "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. A reference to the 1995 film Braveheart, set in 13th century Scotland. There have been several memes on Reddit showing Demoman both literally and figuratively dropping bombs. In Team Fortress 2, the Demoman character class wields a grenade launcher and sticky bomb launcher. There are many sources, including games, movies, and music; even jokes that have developed within the game and its community have been included. The fast pace of the game makes it almost unusable for direct confrontation, but players who are able to micromanage their sticky placements, find clever trap locations, know to fight only when it's advantageous, and are able to land direct grenade launcher hits when caught off-guard can become the most fearsome defensive powerhouses in the game, rivaling even the Engineer's fully-upgraded Sentry Gun. This taunt is a reference to the belief that a "true Scotsman" wears nothing beneath his kilt. The Glengarry bonnet is actually a traditional boat-shaped hat without a peak. This page was last edited on 12 January 2023, at 19:54. It's not burned! In film and television, Sherlock Holmes is often depicted as wearing a similar deer-stalking hat, though he never did in any of the original novels. If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I? Teams can usually do with having lots of Demomen, but having lots of Snipers cripples their ability to fight. Someone, take out me other eye! They gave a lot! The entire idea of the Demoman. When not drunk, he's also surprisingly polite and competent. I feel everything! Tartan is a pattern consisting of criss-crossed horizontal and vertical bands in multiple colours, particularly associated with Scotland. Some gave more! Because we have kicked them all over this map and they are devastated! There are countless tales of accidents and even deaths during production runs of Macbeth. And you'll burn fer it, Merasmus!". ", "One time I killed a man in Germany! ", "It is a full moon! ", "We give up, Merasmus! ], Demoman: They've got more f-[long censored]-s than they've got the likes of me. ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. ", "Oh, d'ye like that, yeah? This is a reference to the Training new players are encouraged to go through when they first launch the game, which includes two portions for Soldier. ", "This is my world. Team Fortress 2- Demoman Theme Extended - YouTube 0:00 / 15:04 Team Fortress 2- Demoman Theme Extended Adon Trowbridge 2.34K subscribers 1.1K 92K views 9 years ago This is the theme for the. ", "If God had wanted you to live, He would not have made me a mindless puppet of this brain maggot! "Give us a hand here with this point!" "Help me capture this bloody thing!" "Come here lad help me capture this!" "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit!" "Stand on the point, ya git!" Battle Cry - Default key: C 2. ", "I will open up your chassis and use you all as a latrine! The name of this hat is a reference to English rock band The Jimi Hendrix Experience. I cannot be reasoned with! Nah, they're terrible! But dammit, we took it, didn't we? Macbeth is a play by William Shakespeare, which gives a fictional portrayal of a historical Scottish thane by the name of Macbeth. It's on like (falls asleep, then wakes up) Wha--? By the official bird of Livi, Montana! It's a melee weapon. And his possessed eye literally uses slowed-down versions of the Demoman's screams in-game! ", "My shoulders are broad, men, but I can't fit all of you on them! Why it sucks: Shortstop, Mad Milk (some might say it doesn't blow, but IMO candy cane does better and you can keep your pistol or bonk), Holy Mackerel is vanilla bat reskin but IMO there are way better bats (ie sandman, candy cane) 3 Gas Jockey's Gear (pyro) Requires: Attendant, Degreaser, Powerjack Effect:+10% faster move speed on wearer Alternatively, the Demoman (in this regard as the Demoknight) can specialize in melee combat, dotting a shield, a longsword or whatever, and maybe some boots to speed him up. "Beam me up, Scotty" is a catchphrase from Star Trek given by Captain Kirk to the operator of the Enterprise's transport system, Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, when he needs to teleport back to the ship. ", "I run on blood! The second Highlander film is also subtitled "The Quickening". ", "Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it! Update. His most famous quote is "I'll blow yer bloody 'ead off!". You hit an enemy with it, he blows up, and if you manage to survive the explosion yourself, you're left with a scrap of a grenade that does pitiful damage and can only be restored by going all the way back to your team's Resupply Cabinet (located next to the spawn point). He is a very able swordsman, despite being blind. ", "Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield! Funnily enough, the Demoknight style can be very useful against enemy players, but unless you forgo the shoes in favor of having a grenade launcher, it makes you very vulnerable to sentries. ", "You worthless lady-bots get back here and fight! I'm drunk!". "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you." Dominating a Scout "Dominated, short pants!" "How's that domination feel, city boy?" "You kids today don't know how to dominate." "Less talk, more fight." "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster." "You run fast, my bullets run faster." "Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game." The Scottish Resistance can guard multiple entry points to make approaching always unsafe, set up and manage distinct sticky traps, disarm enemy Demomen's stickies, or even just for direct combat if they are very good with predicting their target's movements. Where it belongs! It's on like--!" ", "This is not a robot tea party, sparkbags, this is robot war! "Three Times a Lady" is a 1978 single by the funk and soul band The Commodores. [Sotto voce] "I cherish these moments we spend together. As a class-based shooter, every character in Team Fortress 2 has a fixed set of equipment and abilities, and a role to play in propelling the team to victory. Ali Baba is a fictional character from the story "Ali Baba & the Forty Thieves", which is featured in the book One Thousand and One Nights, and whose name is the inspiration for the Demoman's One Thousand and One Demoknights item pack. You got a bloody Demo, don't ya? You turned me own eye against me! "Merasmus! "Dominated! Like any grenade, its original intent during its time was to be thrown. But nobody got a prize but us! Woh, hup sti'that! ", "Come with me if you want to live. ], [Sentry Gun fires rockets at the Demoman. ", "I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul! The caber toss is an event practiced at the Scottish Highland Games involving the tossing of a large wooden pole called a caber. However the original taunt on the Steam Workshop had Demoman playing them extremely well. I might crawl in there myself! Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. The Demoman primarily uses a grenade launcher which fires its projectiles in an parabolic arc, and whose grenades can bounce against obstacles before exploding; thus, he's the only class capable of indirect fire, dealing explosive damage without even seeing the enemy. ", "Lads, I watched their scrim! He eventually drops back and stands on all fours, belly up, now kicking forward and alternating hands on the ground. Now let's, "I am proud of you, you sack of garbage! ", "As long as I've got bombs and there's men need killing, I'm your man! Robin: Tell yer grandpappy Merasmus he's next, ye silver-haired chump! ", "MY GREATEST ENEMY IS DEAD! Updated taunts to prevent movement during the pre-round period when players are frozen. If you got an enemy after taking a hit, surviving the Ullapool's explosion. Medic: Another successful procedure. Demoman's catchphrase is "KA-BOOM!" Demoman uses a grenade launcher as his primary weapon, a sticky bomb launcher as his secondary weapon, and a glass bottle as his melee weapon. ", "Never forget; always remember. Taunts are character-specific animations that can be manually triggered in-game. ", "I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it! When the Demoman fires his grenades at the Sentry Gun, it targets the grenades once they're in range and ignores the Demoman. The closest Captain Kirk (William Shatner) ever came to speaking those words was "Beam me up, Mr. Scott" in the film Star Trek IV. ", "Do not look at this man's head! A nine iron is a type of golf club. ", "Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost! "Lassie" is a Scottish term for "girlie", which is also a part of Valve's running gag of not revealing the Pyro's gender. And by God, I'll, "Eye for an eye, wizard-man! ", "Just bought two tickets to the gunshow, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with, "See? Demoman (TF2) > Quotes (?) If timed correctly, the resulting explosion will catapult the Demoman up and forward. Supposedly, Shakespeare used real witchcraft spells as he was writing the play, and to utter the phrase "Macbeth" while in the theater incites bad luck upon all parties involved. Awoo-ooh! A plaid is a pleated cloth often worn with a kilt, made from the same tartan and worn over the shoulder, fastened at the front. Killing someone with a critical strike from a sword results in the target being decapitated by a vertical swing. although when the sword and its owner is not on the clock, a headless corpse flying off into the distance. I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! Sammy Davis, Jr was a well-known singer and dancer who became internationally famous for his Broadway performances. Demoman Heavy Engineer Medic Sniper Spy Miss Pauling Saxton Hale Enemies The ene my team The Administrator Merasmus Monoculus The Horseless Headless Horsemann Robots Zombies Type of Hero Dimwitted Patriot The Soldier is a crazed patriot from America's heartland in Team Fortress 2. According to Valve's official Demoman description, his obsession with finding Nessie and explosives "cost his set" of parents. Oh yeah! It also refers to World of Warcraft, the original inspiration of this item. "Merasmus! ", "You are all maggots!" [Sotto voce] "Boy, I have something I want to tell you about the Engineer. These quotes are references to the film Highlander. ", "I don't think they saw that one comin'! ", "Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch! ], Demoman: "I got a manky eye. [Sotto voce] "Bye. ", "If you do not like losing to an enlisted man, do not pick a fight with one! Bootlegging was originally the act of concealing hip-flasks of alcohol in the legs of boots. "Watch out, lads! "Do not look at me, I did not ask you a question!" -melee battle cry. In the film Highlander, the Quickening is the phenomenon which occurs when an immortal decapitates another, acquiring the sum total of their power, knowledge, experiences, and skill. ", "Remember, men, there is no 'I' in 'team'! twitch chat click to copypasta May 2019 I used to be a real ad More Copypastas There is no "random number generator" in any games 6 twitchquotes: I have a REQUEST: could you please stop saying "RNG"? The Demoman then fires two grenades, destroying the Sentry Gun. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes ] The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase !" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" ", "I'm gonna break my foot off in this tie's ass! ", "Hup, all right, here we go! Unlike the Demoman, he elected to be fitted with a glass eye. IN HELL!" "Little too much caber-tossin' pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby?" Dominating an Engineer "Don't hide behind yer toys, lad!" "You're weak. ", "DOMINATED! "Merasmus! He also appears in Star Wars: The Old Republic, The Orange Box and Dota 2. Taunt: Second Rate Sorcery (community-created). The Demoman swings his partner 'round and 'round while saying: The Demoman turns into a Yeti, beats his chest while roaring, and slams the ground with his fist; he then turns back to normal, wobbling a bit, with his left hand slightly covering his face. I forgot you were there. "Bloody Mary" was the nickname given to Queen Mary I of England due to the hundreds of religious dissenters she had burnt alive. Eh, either way, it deserves a drink! ", "If you were huntin' trouble, lad, ya found it. The player can freely move around, albeit slowly, during this taunt. ", "EVERYBODY! ", "This is what God would use to shoot somebody. The Ullapool Caber is a "potato masher" hand grenade. On the other hand, his projectile-based weapons make him abysmal when fighting at close range. Now put down those socks and let's get to work! At 0:56, the Demoman's hand bumps into the grenade on his desk and it becomes active, then falls off the desk; however, it does not detonate. ", "You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie! You can't see it, but I'm dropping and giving you twenty! Whoo! Ever since the first showing of Macbeth, it has been alleged that speaking the play's name aloud is unlucky. Tonight, we pony prance in HELL!" ", "Wuh huh ho! If you skip Grenades across the ground when aiming at a distant target, it can be more effective than throwing them through the sky. It is a disproportioned World War-era German Model 24 Stielhandgranate "potato masher" grenade, with a white Mann Co. logo stamped on the head and black wrapping tape around the stick. I know everything!". 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